Professor of mathematics A professor of mathematics sends to his wife a fax with the following message: ” Loved wife: Your you will include/understand that now that you are 54 years old I have certain needs that no longer you can satisfy. I am happy with you as my wife and sincerely I hope that you do not feel like wounded or victim to the knowledge that stops when your you receive east fax, I I will be spending the night in the Great Hotel with my assistant who is 18 years old. I will arrive at house before the average noche” When the husband arrives at the hotel finds a fax hoping by which says: ” Loved husband: Thanks for the warning. I am useful for recordarte that your also you are 54 years old and also I communicate to you that for when you receive east message, I will be provided with accomodations in the BreakWater Hotel with my instructor of tennis that also is 18 years old. As your you are a mathematician you will be able to include/understand easily that, these circumstances, 18 enter 54 more times than 54 enters 18. You do not hope to me, will arrive tomorrow. Your esposa” Mother of six She had once in a town, a father exaggeratedly proud of his wife to have had six children, as much that mother of six called, this to its wife bothered to him very many, and a day that was in a wedding shouts the husband to him so that all listened: You are already ready to go mother to us of six? With fury her wife answers: Clear that yes, father of four! The logic of the man – A marriage is in the court divorcing, and have the problem of the safekeeping of the daughter. The wife for and says itself to him to the judge: – ” I brought to this girl to the world with pain, the safekeeping corresponds to me! ” – The judge goes to the husband and says: ” That he must say in his defense? ” – The man feels by awhile contemplating, soon says slowly: – ” Mr. Judge, if you put 1 currency in a drink machine and leaves a Coca-Cola, of whom it is the Coca-Cola, of the machine or hers?.